August 2012
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“Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast...”
– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party
source
(via captaincoolasfuck)
when bill fucking nye is calling you an idiot, you’re officially wrong
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The hardest choice to make is the one between internet and sleep.
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thatpersonalblog:
asylee:
sinfulsolace:
Some days I just want to have sex with Hugh Jackman.
saving as blackmail material
I’m not ashamed.
you should be
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sinfulsolace:
Some days I just want to have sex with Hugh Jackman.
saving as blackmail material
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hummelberry:
you don’t know true fear until you walk in on someone using your laptop without your permission
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who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
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gyzym:
rainydays-andmondays:
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
TOP TEN REASONS I AM AS SATISFIED (OR MORE SATISFIED!) WITH MY MICROWAVE AS I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH ANY MAN:
1. If you put a frozen burrito inside of your microwave, it will be returned to you warmed, delicious, and ready to eat. If you put a...
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squidwurd:
math is the hardest foreign language class i took
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How I take a compliment
dazko:
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vandominia:
iou-a-pancake:
paging-doctorfaggot:
314eater:
what the fuck happened to shia labeouf
he started eating people
he looks like jesus.
maybe he ATE jesus
oh my fucking god
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"You're not a true fan if-"
itsfuuh:
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cityskylineatyourfingertips:
to the people who ask me for relationship/crush advice when i can barely talk to my friends
but you’re amanda!! you’re the sanest, most well-adjusted of all of us!
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cityskylineatyourfingertips replied to your post: “but in reality we live in a society with a bunch…
hahaha i’m very informal with my editor’s notes.
no, it was awesome!! thanks again ♥
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“but in reality we live in a society with a bunch of assholes”
amanda i love you so muuuuuch
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butterfliesyum replied to your post: and we’ve reached that point in the night where i…
YES. I LOVE THIS TIME OF THE NIGHT (i say as i slowly pass out in the corner)
you just like torturing me :(
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and we’ve reached that point in the night where i say increasingly embarrassing things, thereby adding to my friends’ blackmail material
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hawkeyesassismagic:
thatpersonalblog replied to your post: i get it. i just want to know what you’ve been…
I’m just going to cry in a corner now because I’ve obviously embarrassed myself enough for the night.
honey don’t feel bad.
FEELING BAD IS SILLY DON’T DO IT
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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
dinobearthemighty:
inflateablefilth:
fuckyeahsexeducation:
operation-orgasm:
articletrend:
Orgasm is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual tension resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region that produce intensely pleasurable sensations followed by rapid relaxation. Orgasm is also in part a psychological experience of pleasure and abandon, when the mind is...
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hellhouse:
I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.
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stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
son: no-
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
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partylikearockstaal:
asianmichelle:
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It's not a real friendship without homosexual...
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pornstarch:
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
