she falls down a sidewalk crack

huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

topazpocky:

The best time to watch bad tv shows is in the early hours of the morning when there’s no one awake to judge me

I’M HERE

but i’m reading hockey rpf so really, how judgmental can i be

mrmyerslikeasir:

regretfullybewitching replied to your post: regretfullybewitching replied to…

And…. Christine has left us, we’re that annoying couple. Ooooops.

NO REGRETS.

i haven’t left, i just don’t know how to respond/don’t want to get in the way of couple time! usually when people talk about themselves crying, i get all, ‘D: D: it’s okay sweetie i’ll be here for you and you can talk to me about anything!!!’ but you’ve got each other for that soooo

/awkwardly hangs out on the edge of the conversation

that’s why you’re my favorite boy ♥

corgis-girlfriend-and-friends:

asylee:

regretfullybewitching:

asylee:

butterfliesyum replied to your post: You’re like Catwoman, sneaky, clever, smart, witty, and pretty funny when you want to be :D

and untrusting of all men ;D jk

but i am untrusting of all men

Man, you sure know how to hand out compliments.

you… aren’t a man? BUT I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE COMPLIMENTS YOU WANT, BRIT

ALLLLLL OF THEM

I MISS YOU

Oh, what, I don’t get compliments?

MIKE YOU ARE ON MY LIST OF APPROVED GUYS (there are only like 5 guys on that list) SO YES, YOU GET COMPLIMENTS, BUT ALSO INSULTS, BECAUSE MY LOVE IS FICKLE LIKE THAT ♥

hawkeyesassismagic replied to your post: butterfliesyum replied to your post: You’re like…

:C

unless i know them/my friends vouch for them. but i trust rachel, and i knew she’d never date a shitty guy, and i was texting with you, so i knew you were cool :D

butterfliesyum replied to your post: You’re like Catwoman, sneaky, clever, smart, witty, and pretty funny when you want to be :D

and untrusting of all men ;D jk

but i am untrusting of all men

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF