July 2012
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is there a book called How Not to Get Angry About Stupid People’s Stupid Opinions? because i think i need that book
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when you unfollow someone but then go back to see what other rude shit they say
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF UNFOLLOWING THEM, DUMBASS
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penandpage:
casually-butts:
Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this
#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m...
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June 2012
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Doing an experiment. Reblog if you believe in true...
somethingnextton0rmal:
That it’s not just some cover up for some gays, but that it is an actual sexual identity.
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okay, self, time to stop being all pathetic and mopey
STOP
(HAMMERTIME)
funny story: i still say ‘hammertime’ under my breath when i see a stop sign
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My room's not a mess... Everything's just on...
thedayitriedtofly:
bendingsporks:
starkid-nerdfighter:
Like a museum.
where you step on the artifacts
It’s an interactive museum
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So I like how in the same evening both Britley AND...
hawkeyesassismagic:
corgis-girlfriend-and-friends:
You’re dating yourself.
But I’m also dating Rachel. Which makes this all the more amusing and confusing.
only one solution: ORGY
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lovingaugustuswaters:
helloemilyjane:
boyslut:
oh my god
he looks so confused omg
this should be the advert for dominos
I will always love this
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instinctsbad:
beneathpyramids:
man if you spend your entire time judging comic characters based on one single event then i feel sorry for you son
i got 99 problems but civil war ain’t one
this is true for every character except hank pym (and sometimes reed richards)
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Special Blog Title So Rachel Will Stop Whining:... →
hawkeyesassismagic:
corgis-girlfriend-and-friends:
corgis-girlfriend-and-friends:
Why do you have to be royalty to be a princess or prince?
darkly-stark:
As far as I’m concerned, it has to do more with your character than your bloodline. Its why I consider everyone that have had to put up with Shit lives, and still smile everyday…
I haven’t seen it in forever, I don’t remember that at...
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I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
– Neil Gaiman (via slychedelic)
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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butterfliesyum:
dreamsfilltheemptyskies:
my-wifi-is-organic:
motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
And when I’m laying down.
I realize it every time I find myself holding a pair of binoculars, looking into my neighbor’s window.
#I’m admiring the interior design
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
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apparently i'm not italian enough to join the...
so we should start a queer mafia.
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why am i such a spaz.