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My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
Jun 1st
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in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
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I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
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May 2012
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krejcithegoon: sarahxhockey: why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate we are a bromance we should act as bros #longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
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harry potter: how come she married him? she hated him!
sirius black: omg
remus lupin: calm down sirius
sirius black: did this dude really just insult my otp like dat
remus lupin: here it comes
harry potter: wha-
sirius black: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHE LOVED HIM OKAY SHE LOVED HIM
harry potter:
remus lupin:
sirius black: dhfsfsiohdeio;ajkl;zsjfckl;cjsa[f FEELS
May 31st
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i just want clint/hulk interaction is that too much to ask
May 31st
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How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
heathicorn: assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia. Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce Banner: 28:03. Black...
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this is why i’m the hulk, guys i seriously am always angry
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There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I,...
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Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.  No love,  Jilli YES I WANT SOME POCKETS THAT I CAN ACTUALLY PUT THINGS IN, JESUS CHRIST
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“Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via imfantasyparade)
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Listenkkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
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my-wifi-is-organic: motherhonker: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE Sometimes I realize it while standing.
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