April 2012
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aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
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What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
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The Hunger Games (trailer) Summary
groovymuttations:
also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea”
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thecapn:
gunoilsoulmates:
I wish I cared more about books than I do about fan fiction
#I wish I cared more about reality than I do about fan fiction
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Quality art post
bellevueblackbottle:
All text straight from skype chats. What we lack in character accuracy, we make up for in awesomeness.
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Insert Witty Title Here: you know what I wanna see →
callmekitto:
I wanna see a show
where the two buddy guys show all the signs of the bromance initially
and haha awkward hugs and oh man lol are you guys a couple or what haha touch touchhhh hijinks right
and all the fans are like
omg so gaaaaaay but at the same time sigh you know it’ll go nowhere though
and tumblr’s like great another straight no homo fake-pandering touch fest
but then
BUT...
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why am i allowed to draw ever
popularmechanic:
dottily:
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL
BEST.
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Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage.
Intelligent person: Well, what about divorce? Doesn't divorce destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage as well? If so, why aren't you against divorce? What about people like Kim Kardashian who get married for three months and then get divorced? Should we ban her from ever getting married again? I didn't think so.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will open the doors to other types of marriage, like being able to marry your dog, family member, or several people at once.
Intelligent person: People thought the same thing about interracial marriage and it's been legal for quite some time now. I don't recall any doors being opened to interspecies marriage because of interracial marriage. Furthermore, there are several states that allow you to marry your first cousin and I believe that door was opened by traditional marriage, not gay marriage.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will redefine the word "marriage".
Intelligent person: Words are redefined every day and people don't seem to mind. If they redefined the word "marker", would you protest it because "marker" has had a set definition for years? Switching around a few words so that same-sex couples are included in the definition cannot and will not affect your existing marriage in any way, shape, or form.
Idiot: Marriage is about reproducing. Two people of the same sex cannot reproduce.
Intelligent person: What about sterile men and infertile women? They're still allowed to get married. Why not ban that as well? And if you want to get technical, gay couples can reproduce via a surrogate, but that's probably a little too technical for you, Mr. Idiot.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will devalue existing traditional marriages.
Intelligent person: If two total strangers living several hundred miles away from you getting married affects your marriage somehow, then I don't think your marriage was that strong to begin with.
Idiot: The Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Intelligent person: The Bible says a lot of things, but this country is not governed by what the Bible says. This country is governed by what the Constitution says and the first amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Idiot: Marriage and family go hand-in-hand. In order to properly raise a child, the child must have a mother and a father. If we legalize gay marriage and same-sex couples raise children, the children will grow up confused.
Intelligent person: A child does not need to have both a mother and a father in order to grow up secure and successful. If you don't believe me, you can visit the man who lives in the White House. As for same-sex couples raising children, several scientific studies have concluded that being raised by same-sex parents does not affect a child's self-esteem, gender identity, or emotional health.
Idiot: Gay marriage is against my religious belief and as an American I reserve the right to religious freedom.
Intelligent person: Really? Gays getting married will not take your religious freedom away. You're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but you're not allowed to try and impose your beliefs on me by trying to take my rights away. That is not religious freedom.
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elizabethanemily:
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
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pambeeskneesley:
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
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since1938:
the bible has the worst fandom ever
they can’t really help it
a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two
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March 2012
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LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The...
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“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...”
– Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via quote-book)
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