hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
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RSSI don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
This guy is perfect.
Reminder that baseball is perfect.
heeeere: chaoticallyclev.tumblr…. i no apologize bc leafs :( but yeah phil crying pie FOREVER and so would I SO WORK OUT GOOD SIGNING DEAL FOR EVERYONE IDEAL SOLUTIONS
his mouth laughs but his eyes are screaming help me phil help me i love youuuu don’t abandon meeee
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so prusty is like growing up on this planet with his two robot best friends, DZ and Boyler. and (is this a hockey au or a saving the world au or a saving the world with hockey au??)
I would apologize to star wars rn but a) george lucas did enough b) disney and c) i don’t care sorrynotsorry
YES HE GREW UP WITH HIS ROBOT BEST FRIENDS AND HE LEAVES THEM BEHNID BC REASONS AND IT’S AWFUL AND THEY FALL INTO DISUSE ON THE DUSTY SANDSTORM PLANET AND I FORGOT WHO OBI WAS AND I ALSO FORGET IF IT’S OBI-WON OR OBI-ONE BUT I HAVE THAT PROBLEM IN GENERAL WITH WON AND ONE SO FUCK IT AND THEN THE ROBOTS ARE BACK AND THERE IS PROBABLY APPARENTLY CRAZY GALLY SO BGALLY AND HE THINKS AND FINDS OTHER GALLY AND CAREY AND PK HAVE ALREADY SOMEWHAT SORTED THEIR BOBBA FET HAN SOLO DRAMA AND ACCIDENTALLY ADOPT THE GALLYS BC OTHERWISE THEY WOULD FALL IN A HOLE AND DIE, PK SAYS AND BESIDES THEY’RE KIND OF CUTE IN A STPID PUPPY WAY AND CAREY SIGHS AND FIN BC CHEWIE ALSO NOISES AND THERE’S NO WINNING WHEN BOTH PK AND CHEWIE GET SET ON A THING.
AND THEY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE WITH FLYNG (I CAN’T DECIDE IF LIGHTSABER STILL LIGHT SABERS OR MORE HOCKEY STICK SHAPED BECAUSE HILAR BUT DETAILS, NO ONE CARES) AND THEY STOP THE DARK SIDE AND SAVE PRUSTY FROM IT TOO EVEN THOUGH HE WAS PART OF IT BECAUSE THE ~POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND FAMILY AND ALSO THAT HELMET REALLY FUCKED WITH HIS HAIR AND THEN THEY ALL LIVE ON THE DUSTY PLANET AND IT’S GREAT, EXCEPT CAREY AND PK STILL ADVENTURES SO THEY MOSTLY JUST VISIT, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS SAVED WHEEE
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT TWILIGHT, I JUST HOPE YOU KNOW. (HORRIFIC, YET HILARIOUS)
AND I AM GOING TO SAVE IT FOREVER AND LOOK AT IT WHENEVER I GET SAD B/C IT’S PERFECT
- me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
well phil is looking at working on a contract extension this summer (see also: gifs i made where someone asks if phil might be lobbying for bozie’s resigning and bozie’s face is ridic and I die) make really questionable signing decisions and implode?OMG I HAVE TO FIND THOSE GIFS - stop getting me into new teams, clev!! ugh phil :((( be strong!
AGREED ON EVERYTHING. ALSO THE LEAFS FOUGHT SO DAMN HARD (the rangers are putting themselves to shame in comparision sorry to say love you guys but lol) PHIL WILL BE A CRYING PIE ABOUT IT FOREVER I AM NOT KIDDINGSOMEONE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT IF BOZAK LEAVES, KESSEL MIGHT LEAVE AND IDK IF THAT’S TRUE BUT WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN, TORONTO??? cry into your limited-edition stanley cup playoff programs, probably.
I cried about the leafs and I didn’t cry about the hawks (even WITH kaner’s almost tears and my face takes cues from his idk why) OR rangers last year. WAY TO BRING THE PAIN, LEAFS! A+ WOULD CRY AGAIN
trades are. things. I think free agent signing maybe upset me more because it can ALSO be like telling them they’re not good enough to resign AND ALSO THEM ABANDONING YOU :( (please stay Bozie. please resign him, leafs)because the leafs were underdogs! we pushed so hard for them because THEY had to push so hard. people are just mad at the hawks, but they were proud/sad of toronto (and columbus). idk it was just very sweet, how a lot of tumblr hockey fandom united about it. NO LEAVING EVER should be the rule, except PK and Carey and luongo, because he obviously wants out. what will kessel do if bozak leaves?? they’re roomies!
Yeah, seriously. AND THEN THERE’S THE STAALS, lol. (apparently no team has ever recovered from going 0-2 in back to back series in the 2nd series. and rarely come back from 0-3, which I knew. YAY RANGERS :|)
(but lolol, yeah, 2nd round was necessary. putting up and actual FIGHT in it would be better [torts’ job maaay or may not bee riding on it depending on how life] but also GDI I WANT THE BRUINS TO LOSE! REVENGE! LEAFS ;___;)break the record, rangers!! get your shit together! (for some reason, i feel horrible when people get traded, not because they’re leaving my team but because they’re being told they’re not good enough/not fitting and it just makes me feel shitty. i am not cut out to be a sports fan.) man, i reallyreally wanted the leafs to make it. :( still sad about that.
yeah, s’not my reason for hating the habs. Kind of mine for hating the sens, but that’s bc they actually beat my team into the ice. like, heads, into ice. HATE. (lolol just STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY FUCKED. THEY DIDN’T GET SWEPT THOUGH!!!)dude, i’m entertained by fighting, but sometimes i just want to sit hockey players down and be like, ‘you assholes realize that your opponents are HUMAN BEINGS with FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and FAMILIES, right??’ because seriously. i also get that feeling when their point leads get outrageous. (UNLIKE THE CANUCKS hahahasob. but getting into the second round of playoffs is good! they can build on that!)
mine wasn’t a little sad, I AM OF MOCKING LAUGHTER. I LIVED THROUGH MIKE SMITH HELL LAST YEAR, THIS IS JUST US FUCKING OURSELVES. …wow that’s a lot of HAWKS ARE EVIL FUCKERS WHO FAIL AS AN ORGANIZATION feelings! (side note: rangers! also fucked!)then maybe we did have the same reaction! i am a vindictive bitch and i hate the blackhawks as an organization and as a team but individually they aren’t HORRIFIC, i guess. maybe. sometimes. when they aren’t beating my teams into the ground and making me cry. (try harder, rangers! go steal prusty back!)
lolol duuude no worries, THAT WAS ALSO MY RESPONSE AND THEY ARE MY TEAM. (except lolsob, both rangers and hawks playing on saturday, both trailing in their series 3-1)yes, but yours was probably at least a little sad and mine was not. at all. YOUR HABS FEELINGS ARE MY BLACKHAWK FEELINGS (including the stupid grudging fondness of a few players). GO RANGERS!!
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